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“He chose the wrong day” (puts on sunglasses) “…to get up early.” YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
I think the killer is getting too…cocky.
I think that is the last time he’ll play…..angry birds.
More importantly, the Sheriff’s spokesperson is named Ray Pruitt!
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Cock-a-doodle die
More importantly, the Sheriff’s spokesperson is named Ray Pruitt!
You could say he was feeling… peckish.
I think the killer is getting too…cocky.
California Man: “Doctor, I was stabbed by some strange, angry cock.” Doctor: “Well did he at least use a condom?”