July 2012
“The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.”
—John Pierpont (via jecoart)
Cat Marks 15 Years as Mayor of Alaska Town →
newsfeed.time.com
The citizens of Talkeetna, Ak., are still smitten with their politikitten.
"Say you knew for a fact that in any given audience there was at least one person who had been mangled in an industrial threshing accident—JUST STICK WITH ME HERE—and that we lived in a culture where industrial threshing victims were routinely blamed/shamed for their own death and/or disfigurement because they wore the 'wrong' overalls, and people were afraid to report threshing accidents because the police department just employs a bunch of threshing machines in badges and little hats anyway (and everyone knows threshing machines protect their own), and historically humans were sold into marriages with threshing machines where they could just be tossed in there and chopped up willy-nilly. Oh, and also 90% of the comics in the show (yourself included) are threshing machines too, but since you're this young, liberal brand of threshing machine with newfangled safety guards and you fervently don't believe in mangling humans, you think it's fair game for you to make 'jokes' about idiot humans getting their faces and limbs shredded by those more sinister other threshing machines. But do you really think that isn't going to traumatize the fuck out of some humans? Even if you're 'joking'? If you care so much about humans not getting threshed to death, then wouldn't you rather just stick with, I don't know, your new material on barley chaff (hey, learn to drive, barley chaff!)?" →
jezebel.com
tylercoates:Boom. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Ten Best Musical Moments in Cinema →
buzzfeed.com
could also be titled: My favorites scenes from all movies ever.
