I called my cousin a pussy in front of my mother. We were playing h.o.r.s.e and we was in third grade. I didn’t know what it meant. I over heard someone using the term. I thought it was a new way of calling someone a baby. Like a ‘pussy cat’, I didn’t know! My mother pulled me into the laundry room a couple hours later to explain to me what Pussy meant. The term has never sat right with me since.
I asked my dad, “How’s it hanging?” in 5th grade. That didn’t go very well either.
“On the one hand, Tila Tequila was attacked. Awesome. On the other, Tila Tequila was attacked. Not Awesome. Then, on your third hand, Tila Tequila was attacked by a rabid pack of Juggalos. Hysterical. Then, on your forth hand, Tila Tequila was attacked by Juggalos while attempting to perform at a festival held only for Juggalos. She’s an idiot.”—Tila Tequila attacked by Juggalos
From futureme.org. It made me a little sad because a year ago I was so freaking happy and now I am only slightly happy (poor me!). But it also made me excited for all of the things that could happen in this next year. Go write yourself a note!