June 2009
Conan O’Brien and a big python. Jump to about a minute left in the clip.
“Ah, it’s squeezing! SQUEEEEZING! …It’s not bad actually.”
It’s like being a drag queen on Halloween or having a seizure at a rave or being...
– Jon Stewart on North Korea threatening to launch missiles at Hawaii on the Fourth of July (via bthny)(via waitrighthere)
In all fairness to his aides, “I’m getting some Argentinian tail” sounds a lot...
– Flossy, Where in the World was Gov. Mark Sanford? (via soupsoup)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon : Head Swap vol II
watch this!
What should I do in Denver this weekend?
(had to post again so you can answer) (thanks for already getting to it, UFD)
I'm going to be in Denver this weekend
and I don’t remember anything about it. What are the good divey bars? Where should I go?
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Sorry I’ve been a little MIA lately. I went to my five-year reunion last week. Highlights included:
1) Madeleine Albright giving a talk about her new institute at Wellesley (her opening joke in the video above. I missed the beginning, but she started talking about how it was great to be somewhere where people actually recognized who she was. She was a wonderful speaker, such a cool...
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