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The Mad Men Theory: Philly Is A Great Place To Go... →
“Welcome to Philadelphia, you sadsack leg-pissers. We think you’re gonna like it here.”
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that’s wall street stuff, you know. Tracy Morgan as Woodrow the Homeless Man. The Britney Spears one is funny too because it was made before anyone would have believed that Britney would go down in the sewer with a homeless man. Nowadays, whatever. update: full skit, brain tumor and song included
Let's meet up
stalk:phillymeetup: How do you feel about next Wednesday, October 8th? Let’s head over to McGillin’s for happy hour (5-7ish). We’d would love to meet you (whoever you are), so if the location or the time doesn’t work, let us know and we can be flexible. Also, let us know if you’re coming! I’m game I’ll be there
That’s why I say I, like every American I’m speaking with, were ill about this...– Sarah Palin, obviously. This is by far the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard anyone say, aside from “the Iraq, such as.” It’s even more amazing - and scary - that SNL used this word for word, more or less, in their Sarah Palin sketch this weekend. (via katespencer)
anonymousami: ohhhh… my. i really want to make it w/ tina fey… and amy poehler doesn’t stop being hilarious… ever. via seriouslythough
I was always a character actor, I just looked like Little Red Riding...– Paul Newman, NYTime obit
out sick yesterday.
She’s done three interviews and she’s running for Vice President of the United...– Chris Rock on Sarah Palin (via soupsoup)
is Sarah Palin fit to be VP?
PBS is doing one of those instant online polls to ask “America” if they think Sarah Palin is fit to be Vice President. The GOP has launched a successful all out blitz to get Republicans to go on the site and click “Yes”. As a result right now it looks like 62% of “America” thinks Palin is qualified. The Republicans are going to be milking this for all its worth...
The Garden - Mirah
McCain supporter Sen. Lindsey Graham tells CNN the McCain campaign is proposing...– CNN Political Ticker McCain, this is disgusting. You are seriously saying that unless you get your way on some legislation you are going to boycott the Presidential debate? Isn’t the whole point of discussing a bailout plan that it’s a democratic process with, you know, voting and stuff? What’s the...
None of Your Business - Salt-N-Pepa
justwatchthesky: “I travel from point a to point...
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I posted this a couple minutes ago, but after spending more time there, I felt like the site needed it’s own post. Go there.
most disgusting tumblr
just came across this on the roll call. DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK!!! For your own good, just realize that I found the grossest one, and you never have to look at it. Do yourself a favor and just ignore this post. I just feel so violated that I couldn’t be quiet about it. If, after all this, you still decide to view the MOST DISGUSTING tumblr, go ahead. ugh. PoopSpot <- don’t...
I want to apologise to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I’ll...– George Michael releases a statement after being busted again this weekend for drug possession. (Best celebrity drug bust statement ever?) (via susheela) (via whatson)
Kim Kardashian is dancing to Baby Got Back on tv right now.