“But the now-57-year-old McKinney said that, as far as she’s concerned, the Joyce McKinney of 31 years ago doesn’t exist. She maintains her innocence and says the woman of all those years ago is a “figment of the tabloid press. … I don’t want that garbage in with the puppy story.””—
“If somebody asks you the question, “Are you ticklish?” it doesn’t matter what you say. They are going to touch you. If they say “are you ticklish?” and you don’t want to be touched, you have to say something like “I have diarrhea. And yes….I’m ticklish.”—Demetri Martin (via markyb) (via whatson)
"everyone else should probably be terrified of the 75-foot Mendte that will kill us all."
For those unaware, Alicia Lane is the crazy Philly anchorwoman who was fired for getting in a fight or sending lewd pictures to some married man or something. A few months later, her co-anchor, Mendte, was fired and federally indicted for reading her email/being kinda stalkerish. Creepy newsanchors.
I really suck at this game, but I am getting so psyched for the Olympics. I’m supposed to go out to dinner Friday evening with my boyfriend and his sister who we haven’t seen yet since she told us that she’s pregnant. Don’t they know that it’s the opening ceremonies?!?!