I gave myself a haircut today. I basically just put it into a low pony and chopped off the end, with the intent of creating a sort of bob that’s longer in the front. Let’s hope it comes out ok. The last time someone in my family tried to give themselves a haircut, he ended up with a shaved head and self tanner all over himself. long story.
that dress i bought about a month ago to wear tomorrow is going to look pretty silly over the body that i created during that month of binge drinking and eating out. and sadly, all i can think about for lunch is grilled cheese.
the first of my friends from high school is engaged! it’s probably a little sad that it’s taken us until we’re 26, but i am still in shock! can’t wait to meet her! and to celebrate at their wedding!
Despite my rich baritone and eminent heterosexuality, I always want to sing the lady’s part in a duet. Eminent. E-M-I-N-E-N-T.
just had a “Lite Delite” smoothie from Raindrop cafe for lunch with an extra “Fat-burner boost.” Pretty sure that means they sprinkled crack in it.