that dress i bought about a month ago to wear tomorrow is going to look pretty silly over the body that i created during that month of binge drinking and eating out. and sadly, all i can think about for lunch is grilled cheese.
the first of my friends from high school is engaged! it’s probably a little sad that it’s taken us until we’re 26, but i am still in shock! can’t wait to meet her! and to celebrate at their wedding!
Despite my rich baritone and eminent heterosexuality, I always want to sing the lady’s part in a duet. Eminent. E-M-I-N-E-N-T.
just had a “Lite Delite” smoothie from Raindrop cafe for lunch with an extra “Fat-burner boost.” Pretty sure that means they sprinkled crack in it.
They just opened a Goodburger here in Philly. It has a great location, but even so I predict that it closes within the year. I’d rather spend $10 on a burger at Rouge, Loie, or Good Dog. mmmmm, just thinking about those places made me feel happy (except for decor at Rouge - that makes me feel dirty).
I just bought SingStar 90’s for my play station. Hoping I can finally pick out a favorite song to become my stand-by for public karaoke. The last song I sang publicly was Dancing in September which I was talked into doing and which really isn’t a very good song to sing. All those high, repetitive notes. The last song I liked doing in public was Ain’t Too Proud To Beg, which is really better suited for a guy. In between there was a lot of Bust A Move, which is basically impossible once you get drunk enough that you actually are willing to sing in front of people.
Somebody down the hall just sneezed like that really fake sounding recorded sneeze in Farris Bueller’s Day Off. Think they’re trying to get the afternoon off?